your first time in Haiku

After my last post, I was chatting with a friend about "first times" and how unbelievably awkward and disappointing they are. Wouldn't it be fun to hear you're not alone? Wouldn't it be even more fun to hear about it in Haiku form?

Want to write a 17 syllable poem about your first time experience at lovemaking and place it here in the comment section? That way you can remain anonymous if you want, or if you're brave and feel up for some friendly jabbing, add your name.

So go back into your wayback machine; cringe, laugh, cry, relive all your inadequacies and then write about it in Japanese poetry. It will be more fun than the experience itself, I can almost guarantee it.

By the way, just a reminder, and I know there are loads of variations, but let's stick to this one.

Haiku
First line - 5 syllables
Second line - 7 syllables
Third line - 5 syllables

PS) I'm going to write one, I just have to think about it some more, it was, after all, one of the briefest moments in time.